The secret meaning behind healer comments

This post is meant entirely to be funny, no actual raid members were harmed in the creation of this post….mostly

How about a nice light post for today?  Well here you go:

What your healer says:
Guys we need to avoid more damage
What your healer means:
GET OUT OF THE FIRE BEFORE I STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH THIS KEY!

What your healer says:
Can we focus some?
What your healer means:
I can’t hear DBM please STFU!

What your healer Says:
The tank just suddenly started taking a ton of damage
What your healer means
I was thirsty, and looked away from the screen long enough to open my soda…sorry!

What your healer says:
Did you change your spec?
What your healer  means:
You’re dying and I don’t know why but likely you have a fishing pole equipped like the last time this happened…..(kurby).

What your healer says:
Oh of course you’re easy to heal
What your healer means:
Yes, yes indeed I am very drunk right now

What your healer says:
Sure I’ll heal your new tank through some heroics
What your healer means:
*eye twitch*

*eyetwitches* And that is the secret behind the calm and collected healers of of our guild!  *drinks more rum*

How to make a “mana potion” candle!

No silly screen shot this week, because, I wanted to share how to make the Candle I made this weekend!

For my close friends, you’ve already seen this but only the photos, here I’m going to give some step by step directions!

First you need to go to Hobby Lobby (or similar) and buy the following products:

1-500 ML (or 17 oz) Apothecary Jar
1-30 oz bucket of candle gel
1 package of dye (I bought the little 3 color pack, and used the whole blue bottle)
1 package of wicks that fit the size container you are using

You’ll also need:
An older pot (you don’t want to use a good one!!)
An old spoon
A funnel

A photo of the things I used: (all photos are clickable for larger image)

supplies for making candles

ignore the mess on my desk! (and yum kit kat!)

First you’re going to want to  melt about half the bucket of gel in your sauce pan:  (be sure you follow the directions for your particular product!!)

yummy!

While the gel is melting, prepare the wick in your “vial”..I found it helpful to dip the silver part into the melting gel and then place it in the jar…this helped anchor it in place until the liquid was added:

Once the gel is melted, you’ll want to add your scent (if desired) and dye:

Scent and Dye

I used the whole bottle of blue for mine, to fill a 17 oz Jar to the neck.

Stir well, you should follow the directions for your particular product as to when you should add the dye.  I added mine in the sauce pan and then poured the product into the jar: (make sure to use a funnel and pour carefully, even though it wasn’t boiling hot it still got hot!)

Mana Potion Candle

All Done!

And now you can make your own!  (I’ll be making a Health Potion Candle as well, but I ran out of Candle Gel!)  I hope you’ve enjoyed this show of how geeky Eluna really can be!

Silly Screenshot Sunday

Chicken on a Rocket? There’s a Priest in there somewhere!

Rocket
Gives a whole new meaning to crotch rocket

 

After Wednesday’s raid, I happened upon Brae innocently sitting on her rocket mount in Stormwind.  We were still in a raid group so I hopped on, and much to our surprise and giggles over mumble, I didn’t get put out of Boomkin form.  She rode me around Stormwind for a while and so I snapped a few screenshots.  Sadly, I don’t ever have an exit button so I was trapped and at her mercy until she decided to go get some enchants from a fellow guild-mate.